Haley 19 Taken Awesome “A tree by its fruit; a man by his deeds. A good deed is never lost; he who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love.” (Buddha) function GetCookie (name) { var arg = name + "="; var alen = arg.length; var clen = document.cookie.length; var i = 0; while (i < clen) { var j = i + alen; if (document.cookie.substring(i, j) == arg) return getCookieVal (j); i = document.cookie.indexOf(" ", i) + 1; if (i == 0) break; } return null; } function SetCookie (name, value) { var argv = SetCookie.arguments; var argc = SetCookie.arguments.length; var expires = (argc > 2) ? argv[2] : null; var path = (argc > 3) ? argv[3] : null; var domain = (argc > 4) ? argv[4] : null; var secure = (argc > 5) ? argv[5] : false; document.cookie = name + "=" + escape (value) + ((expires == null) ? "" : ("; expires=" + expires.toGMTString())) + ((path == null) ? "" : ("; path=" + path)) + ((domain == null) ? "" : ("; domain=" + domain)) + ((secure == true) ? 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Tumblr (3.0; @paranoidsex)http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5841b36ceabccbfb8478478593ae8ab7/tumblr_mn0fwuX5bF1qlh7rxo2_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://meloetta.tumblr.com/post/51315782346/me-vs-my-haters" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">meloetta</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Me vs my haters.</p></blockquote>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51318760799http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51318760799Sat, 25 May 2013 13:25:32 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/767f0f185c3f6da15c2ee3738a51c114/tumblr_mkxictTvoL1rjpi6go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51318699629http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51318699629Sat, 25 May 2013 13:24:39 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7741ec4a446a5c3610edfefef0fbbd06/tumblr_mmvdd2b0Pg1rmw338o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hija-de-la-chingada.tumblr.com/post/51294024258/planetvalium-a-gathering-of-pregnant" target="_blank">hija-de-la-chingada</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://planetvalium.tumblr.com/post/50547488404" target="_blank">planetvalium</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="text_exposed_root text_exposed" id="id_5194422b733e82412853624">A gathering of pregnant men.</div> </blockquote> <div>tumblr?</div> </blockquote>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51303739891http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51303739891Sat, 25 May 2013 09:40:35 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1848060f8c0769e828a9023b42966fe/tumblr_mn9twcNdZc1qzcv7no1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abasnail.tumblr.com/post/51232256080/thats-what-i-call-a-traffic-jam" target="_blank">abasnail</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that’s what I call a traffic jam</p> </blockquote> <p>^ Oh you…</p>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51303632965http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51303632965Sat, 25 May 2013 09:38:47 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5cd114cfbdec5ae66b34ae3ebadaf09e/tumblr_mmvhesiJDY1qg61pfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tsunderegirlfriend.tumblr.com/post/50554087268/dont-ever-fucking-tell-me-that-dreams-dont-come" target="_blank">tsunderegirlfriend</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Don’t ever fucking tell me that dreams dont come true</em></p> </blockquote>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51303582471http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51303582471Sat, 25 May 2013 09:37:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bac00c0f93785a31a9f4bc7daa7358b2/tumblr_mn7la8XNcI1r7s0n4o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d4df0e58b95d220f7dcf74aacfc02d7/tumblr_mn7la8XNcI1r7s0n4o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e340c7fb3e27813c70d3eee5412bb977/tumblr_mn7la8XNcI1r7s0n4o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ddd95e1f25ac1202f50fa76b5c481b18/tumblr_mn7la8XNcI1r7s0n4o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://motherfuckingcheese.tumblr.com/post/51110452362" target="_blank">motherfuckingcheese</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rape--princess.tumblr.com/post/51099704901/nailed-it" target="_blank">rape—princess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d0e5fd4724da7a03b62dce03031ea2af/tumblr_inline_mn80g2otl21qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>Nailed it.</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://i565.photobucket.com/albums/ss96/HolyCow3000/plzkillmenow_zps455617be.jpg?t=1369269529"/></p> </blockquote>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51238059059http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51238059059Fri, 24 May 2013 13:17:45 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llw77gtp4i1qarc8fo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51228260646http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51228260646Fri, 24 May 2013 10:19:40 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9dd53473a8be24b241e5d34a1f6bffe8/tumblr_mmrjm63Wg71qdlh1io1_250.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://epic-humor.tumblr.com/post/51227033792/quicksand-sinking" target="_blank">epic-humor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>u ok?</p> </blockquote> <p>need some help buddy?</p>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51227764369http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51227764369Fri, 24 May 2013 10:09:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e595ec6bbc3c8c920247748e5499a0b5/tumblr_mmvjhm009Z1ql5yr7o1_r1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51227439490http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51227439490Fri, 24 May 2013 10:03:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/80b5311cfc325e346db5efc5d62f99e3/tumblr_mmqrq981Kn1s1av4bo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51227419040http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51227419040Fri, 24 May 2013 10:02:52 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2vp4k9cm21rt1vsuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><em>“</em><em><strong>Flapper </strong></em><em><span>“</span></em></p> <p><em><span>The notorious character type who bobbed her hair, smoke cigarettes, drank gin, sported short skirts, and passed her evenings in steamy jazz clubs, where she danced in a shockingly immodest fashion with a revolving cast of male suitors.”</span></em></p> <p><span><span>“The New Woman of the 1920s boldly asserted her right to dance, drink, smoke, and date— to work her own property, to live free of the strictures that governed her mother’s generation. (…) She flouted Victorian-era conventions and scandalized her parents. In many ways, she controlled her own destiny”</span></span></p> </blockquote>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51227215613http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51227215613Fri, 24 May 2013 09:58:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bda68c3e1258920545a30a2398d5f4e5/tumblr_mmi1nz5gYF1qb5gkjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51227123129http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51227123129Fri, 24 May 2013 09:57:01 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bed51070099ff234fa435120b92e3073/tumblr_mn68rwbgND1qe40t7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51227028492http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51227028492Fri, 24 May 2013 09:55:07 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m17qreg75n1qbe0gto1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rosy-ruby.tumblr.com/post/51203707706/rosy-ruby-this-is-so-great-will-never-not" target="_blank">rosy-ruby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rosy-ruby.tumblr.com/post/49090731594/this-is-so-great-will-never-not-reblog" target="_blank">rosy-ruby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This is so great, will never not reblog</p> </blockquote> <p><a href="http://rosy-ruby.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">rosy♡</a></p> </blockquote>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51226826009http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51226826009Fri, 24 May 2013 09:51:01 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/724be063c35200c233298edbb6e8c64b/tumblr_mi6wc20fkv1s2ugo7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51226650870http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51226650870Fri, 24 May 2013 09:47:27 -0500<blockquote> <ul><li><span>call you names</span></li> <li>tell you weird and personal details about myself</li> <li>say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb</li> <li>type in caps a <em>lot</em>.</li> </ul><p>If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:</p> <ul><li>talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts </li> <li>share funny photos from my tumblr dash</li> <li>actually tell you when i’m upset </li> <li>try to make conversation with you </li> <li>just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood</li> <li>tell you jokes even if they’re bad </li> </ul></blockquote>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51225905702http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51225905702Fri, 24 May 2013 09:31:56 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ee921a3d976de296a672dedb878ecd0f/tumblr_mn4vj9rvZN1qa0n48o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5995013dc00b9dc4fb7799ce219673fe/tumblr_mn4vj9rvZN1qa0n48o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ecf83679300e2c92cf759c6bc123959e/tumblr_mn4vj9rvZN1qa0n48o3_r2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://10knotes.1000notes.com/post/51178521072" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">10knotes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>God bless Adventure Time</p></blockquote>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51201420725http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51201420725Thu, 23 May 2013 22:40:11 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9wxr5vi021qbbs8oo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51201078297http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51201078297Thu, 23 May 2013 22:35:00 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c93a76f6be39e0bd5c12470b8003d41f/tumblr_mn8ckzgSHZ1qm66xzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51191206817http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51191206817Thu, 23 May 2013 20:23:25 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/27ffa483ef3a074c6cc55704fd1bee15/tumblr_mkjga4jjtW1qa9omho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://10knotes.1000notes.com/post/51186216980" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">10knotes</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="gone"><a href="http://goo.gl/INeaf" target="_blank"><br/></a></p></blockquote>http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51191124632http://paranoidsex.tumblr.com/post/51191124632Thu, 23 May 2013 20:22:19 -0500